I’ve never really been bothered by dandelions. They break up the boring green monoculture known as lawn.
But they’re out of hand this year.
In fact, just yesterday as I was cutting the lawn I thought, “Dang, I wish somebody would come up with a natural dandelion killer, because these dandelions are getting my goat. If I had a goat. Which I don’t. But if I did have a goat, I bet that goat would eat these dandelions. I wonder how much goats cost. I wonder how much goats poo.” Does everyone else have thoughts this deep while cutting the lawn? I doubt it.